Funny word meanings..?

Abundance - A baker's exercise (A-bun-dance)


Arbitrator - A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.


Arcade - A lemonade type drink served on Noah's Ark.


Avoidable - What a bullfighter tries to do.


Babysitter - A small child that has not learned to crawl or walk.


Baloney - Where some hemlines fall.


Band-Aid - A fund to help a band.


Bernadette - The act of torching a mortgage.


Burglarize - What a crook sees with.


Cadillac - Lack of cattle.


Contents - Where con men sleep while on a camping trip.


Control - A short, ugly inmate.


Cookout - The cook's day off.


Counterfeiters - Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.


Cowlick - Bashing a cow.


Cowhide - Game of Hide and Seek played by cows.


Detail - Removing a tail.


Dieting - The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.


Dog Paddle - A rolled-up newspaper with which to punish a dog without hurting it.


Doughnut - Holey food.


Eclipse - What a Cockney barber does for a living.


Eyedropper - A clumsy ophthalmologist.


Fan Club - A weapon used by a celebrity so he won't be crushed by fans.


Feather Brained - Fuzzy headed.


Feather Head - An American Indian Chief.


Fire Escape - A way for a fire to go out.


First Lady - Eve.


Flying Saucers - The wife is on a rampage.


Funny Paper - (1) A paper that laughs. (2) The paper you read instead of going to church.


Ghost Town - A town full of Haunted Houses.


Girl Scout - A boy that "scouts" for girls.


Good-bye - A bargain.


Gossip - 24-hour teller.


Handicap - A head cover that is easy to locate and wear.


Hardship - A ship protected by thick cover.


Hatchet - What a hen does to an egg.


Hay - Grass a-la-mowed.


Headlight - A dizzy spell.


Heavy Duty - Loading an elephant.


Hence - An enclosure around a hen yard.


Heroes - What a guy in a boat does.


High school - A school atop the Sears Building.


High water - The main reason Noah built the ark.


Himalaya - A rooster that lays an egg.


Holy Smoke - A church on fire.


House Keeper - A lady that kicks her husband out and keeps the house.


Ideal Person - A card player that wants to deal everytime.


Illegal - A sick bird.


Installment - Putting a horse in a stall.


Lad - A short ladder.


Laughing Stock - Cattle, horses, sheep and hogs responding to a good joke.


Layaway Plan - A pre-arranged burial plan.


Laying Down The Law - Putting the law aside and making your own rules.


Left Bank - What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.


Life Jacket - A special coat that lasts a lifetime.


Lip Service - Applying lipstick.


Little Dipper - A small boy diving.


Long Jump - When the cow jumped over the moon.


Matchbook - A book about matches.


Megaphone - A very large telephone.


Mistletoe - Any animal with a toe missing.


Misty - How golfers create divots.


Mohair - What bald headed men need.


Monkey Business - A petstore employing monkeys only.


Moron - Someone that spent all night studying for a blood test.


Moth Ball - A special social event for moths.


Negative Feedback - One result of seasickness.


Network - The process of making nets.


Outfit - Pitching a fit outdoors.


Over Leap - When the cow jumped over the moon.


Overloaded - An elephant riding a bicycle.


Oyster Bed - A place for an oyster to sleep.


Pacifist - One that can't advocate peace without clinching his fist.


Paradox - Two physicians.


Parasites - What you see from the top of the EiffelTower.


Pedestrian - An endagered species.


Period - A comma that curled up and went to sleep.


Pharmacist - A helper on the farm.


Piggyback - A lost pig is back home.


Pigment - A mint plant grown to feed hogs.


Pineapple - An apple that grew on a pine tree.


Polarize - What penguins see with.


Pole Vault - A vault where poles hid from Hitler.


Polite - A light on a pole.


Polygon - A parrot that got away.


Priesthood - A special headpiece for a priest.


Primate - Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.


Protest - Testing a professional person.


Put-down - To hot to handle.


Quarterback - Change when you pay for a 75¢ item with a dollar bill.


Reform - To gain or lose weight.


Refuse - Replacing a burned out fuse.


Relief - What trees do in the spring.


Remind - A brain transplant.


Rest Stop - The traffic light is stuck on red.


Retire - Replacement of tires.


Ringworm - Worm with a bell.


Rock Music - A lullaby sung in a rocking chair.


Roman - A person that never settles very long in one place.


Sausage - "Groundog".


Scorekeeper - Someone that knows the score but keeps it to himself.


Showoff - The show has been cancelled.


Selfish - What the owner of a seafood store does.


Single Entry - Single people only.


Standing Order - Freeze!


Subdued - Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.


Sudafed - Brought litigation against a government official.


Sunny - A bright boy.


Sunbeam - A heat proof beam supporting the sun.


Sunburn - What you basked for.


Sundial - An old-timer.


Sweater - A person that freely perspires.


Syntax - All the money collected at the church from sinners.


Teenagers - People who are doing the things you wish we had thought of when we were younger.


Time Keeper - A guy that didn't return your watch.


Tireless - Have a car but have no tires.


Tooth Picks - The choices many dentists give patients to select their artificial teeth.


Touch-Me-Not - A person with a severe sunburn.


Travelers Aid - A soft drink for tourists.


Vitamin - What you do when someone comes to the house.


Waffle Iron - A special additive to put more iron in waffles.


Waterfall - A "watered-down" place in a stream.


Well Done - A water, gas or oil well is completed.


Weekend - A book with a blah ending.


Whether - Unpredictable weather.


Wildlife - Living it up!


Witchcraft - Handmade crafts made for Halloween.


Woodchuck - Throwing a heavy pole, post or other item made of wood.


Workout - An outside job.


Writer - One who corrects a wrong.


Year Book - A book that takes a year to read.


Zero Hour - Time kept by a "cuckoo" clock.

Funny word meanings..?
Those are soooooooooo Hilarious! Thanks for putting them up!





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